KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

castielcampbell:

frozenyogurtangels:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

shrivelledwankclaw:

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Megalodons weren’t extinct and I feel a bit sickimage

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we’ve explored less than 5% of the ocean. how do you know that they are extinct

No I’m scared.

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albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
harry potter: i was not
albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund

Just wanted to say I’m sorry to the people I offended with my comment on the Black Women Surviving Rape post. I didn’t mean to sound racist or insensitive. Rape is hard no matter your color or gender, but I do understand that POC have different hardships when it comes to being sexualized, molested, abused, and raped so I think it’s important for them to have their own communities to deal with that. I just hope that all people who have suffered from rape and abuse can find a community where they can receive help and support. Again, I’m sorry for coming across as ignorant and I’m sorry to those I offended.


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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

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kushandwizdom:

words-of-emotion:

First they’ll make your heart skip beats and then they’ll make your insides ache until you forget the difference between love and hate

Words of Emotion